very scientific now,
The amount you will bitch about your pizza is directly related to how hungry you are when you get it vs how angry you are when you finally see your dinner.
How hungry you are when you get it is directly related to how long you wait for it.
Hunger = Time you wait
bitching = anger / hunger
Flowing this logic your bitching will have an inverse relation ship to the time it takes to get the pizza.
This universal truth must be known to Savona's Plaza Pizza, because they have re-calibrated their clocks so that 40 minutes is now equal to the time passing between 6:35PM and 8:15PM! (our wait for a pizza on Thursday.)
Fancy that!
This was the result:
As you can see even though the pizza was cold, and late, we ate it.
Frankly in the state of hunger I was in when the pizza arrived, I would have eaten the box if thats all that had shown up.
bitching = anger / hunger
Flowing this logic your bitching will have an inverse relation ship to the time it takes to get the pizza.
This universal truth must be known to Savona's Plaza Pizza, because they have re-calibrated their clocks so that 40 minutes is now equal to the time passing between 6:35PM and 8:15PM! (our wait for a pizza on Thursday.)
Fancy that!
This was the result:
As you can see even though the pizza was cold, and late, we ate it.
Frankly in the state of hunger I was in when the pizza arrived, I would have eaten the box if thats all that had shown up.
The driver even got a tip.
I believe that is therory proven to fact
Mr. Pythagoras.
To be fair Savona's has an excellent reputation in the local area, and are great givers to the community. I will also say they make a hell of a pie. (No really I'm not kidding pizza shown above is not indicative of the species.)
Further more I really like their new restaurant,(Savonas Trattoria & Pizza) which I will write about at some latter date.(been there twice ..liked it)
Last night however, goes to show that even with years (30 plus) of pizza luv under ones belt and a loyal following of crust snarfers in your corner. A very good pizza place can drop the ball now and again.
So heres to you Savonas in the plaza!
I will likely call you again next time I need a pie.
No harm no foul
though the pizza was sorta foul
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